Dating tips....

Okay, okay no more threats, no more frustration. I am finally posting my dating tips for all those who wanna go and enjoy your date. This has been generated by survey of many girls. If you follow this you can't go wrong.

Feel good.

It helps in dating anywhere on the planet. Radiate dynamic energy. Smile and exhale joy and happiness as if you were on top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris. Find the right spot for your date. Be sure to give your date the feeling that every moment you spend together is precious.

Look good. Dress well before dating. Make-up well. Be at your best. I give you a very important tip, think about your shoes. Some people are so ridiculous with their shoes. Shoes betray your whole personality. They can speak more about yourself than any psychiatrist. So, please, don't ruin your style.

Smell good. Soap, shower gel, toothpaste, dental floss, perfume, deodorant and eau de toilette are your best weapons for dating.

Be good. Show that you are fun to be with and that the dating sun is shining in your head! When you first show up to your dating rendez-vous, if your heart is beating faster and faster, you can be sure you are lucky. A good dating tip to relax: breathe in and breathe out.
Dating is an art, but more than anything a state of mind. Be positive is a good tip.

Conversation

Don't moan.
Don't discuss past relationships.
Don't use "no" every 5 seconds.
Don't use repetitive negative sentences: "I don't like", "I hate".
Don't complain about your boss, your work, your ex, or your situation.
Sending too many negative signals can become a big turnoff. Nobody wants to enjoy spending time with a loser or somebody who collect problems.


Don't share your misery.
S/he came to a date, looking for something wonderful, not to help you to get out of misery. As a date, your job is to make your partner go home and think: "God, I feel really good with him/her"!
A positive attitude is always a big turn-on.

BE ROMANTIC

Romance in dating is magic. Have a superior state of mind compared to what s/he's used to. So many people are average or uninteresting because they don't know how to take time and be romantic when dating. Doesn't mean feel superior to the world or to your date, but smarter, more respectful and educated. Pay attention to the smallest details in the conversation and prove that you are considerate. Good listening skills means listening carefully.

Be fun. Don't be afraid to start the conversation. Be romantic and sexy with your attitude, your hands, your legs, your bust, your eyes. Maintain eye contact, improve the magic of nonverbal communication and smile. You will make the difference.

ENJOY YOUR DATE

Have a wonderful time and share your feelings and emotions. Live to be loved and love to believe. To believe in the magic of life and love.

Hey, if you haven't kissed yet, you have to plan another rendezvous. Don't wait the last minute. Just say: "What are you doing tomorrow?"

Careful, if you are answered "I'm busy for the whole day, and probably the next ten years"..., you might be on the ejection seat, watch your head!
You can seduce people, but you can't change people's life. You can't make people love you. Otherwise, everybody would be president, and it would be a mess.

Don't hesitate to show your true feelings from time to time. Look at him/her, your eyes ablaze with passion.

When the time to separate has arrived, just say: thanks, it was really good ...Walking in the forest, climbing the hill, watching the stars, roller-blading, going to the dentist (who knows?:-)... with you.

Why saying this? Because this last words will rock the beat of love for you like the sweet music on an exotic sand beach.

Okay...all the best and happy dating!!!!

Girls Part one. The famous article on girls.

I once heard about a man who figured out what women are. I expressed my desire to meet this man to know his finds, but later learned that he died before telling his find to anyone. Then I guessed I would have to find it on my own. So armed with a pen and paper, dressed in a black tuxedo, I walked across the street with the M.I theme music played on my walky(no relation, I love to boast).

I always wondered if Evana Newton had seen the apple fall, would she discover gravity. Or make apple pie? In the word of Albert Einstein, 'There are something more complicated then the theory of relativity, income tax and women’s.' As simple as that. I learned one thing from this find, somewhere deep down inside, every woman is super facial. Once an uncle told me about a new recruit in the company, "She works for 8 hours, and sleeps for 8 hours." I wondered what was wrong in that, when I learned the hard reality, they were the same 8 hours. Then I also find out, there are six stages in every girl’s life. A new born baby, little girl, teenager, young woman, young woman, young woman. They come, they see and I wonder what is left after that? I also noticed a tragedy about our men, when we are born; people ask how the mother is. When we are in our own marriage, people will ask, how the bride is. And the worst part, when we die, people ask How much did he leave for her? Well, this world is not in order anymore. I here could conclude one thing, HUM will never understand TUM. How much ever BUNTY tries, BUBBLY will always be a deep mystery for him. I believe someday there won't be anything to discover. Maybe science will find God somewhere, and then we will ask him why he created such a mystery.

But till that day, I suppose we can only shrug and ask every angel coming your ways, 'How you doin...'

*This article has an exception of many girls. This is meant for fun, do not take it literally.

ON A TECHIE ‘SAFARI’

Heard of the story of two monkeys quarreling over a piece of cake? It ends up with the fox consuming the whole piece of cake, leaving the monkeys hungry. This is no fable but a reality. Firefox and Internet Explorer are at their wits end to create bigger and better browsing experience that finally ended with all the techie folks preferring Firefox over Internet, all the rest of the world considering the ‘e’ symbol as the only gateway to the internet. Comes in ‘Opera’ which makes a tiniest effort to change this; but it ends up having very few admirers of the free browser. Very few is just an over statement, as everything opera provided was already given by Firefox.
Now all the other browsers must run for cover as Apple enters the browser arena with a blast, or, must say, with a ‘Safari’. The browser originally made for MAC platform (Yes there is something beyond PC too) is now available for PC version too. The browser ‘Safari’ is available only for win Xp (preferable sp2) and beyond or windows 2k sp4.
It comes into two versions for windows one with the QuickTime embedded in it and other without. So if you have a nice big bandwidth at your disposal the former is a good option (28 Mb download for free) especially if you spend most of your time visiting you tube. And if you do not care for videos and want to save your precious bandwidth, the later is an 8 Mb download.


Safari is out there to make your browsing at a trilling speed. Apple designers are surely taking their job seriously, safari is gorgeous. Apple claims that the browser is the fastest in the cyberspace when it comes to rendering HTML Pages and JavaScript that is not just an idle boast. Other features include a smooth metallic look that makes Firefox and IE look very boring. The address bar acts as the progress bar filling up with blue color to indicate how much the site has been downloaded.
Another cool feature is the find option. Just enter the word you are ‘find’ing and it highlights all the occurrences where the text appears and dims out the rest of page! Comes handy when you are looking for certain words in blogs.
Also the regular features like pop-up blocker download manager, private browsing (proxy), RSS feeds, tabbed browsing are inbuilt in the browser.

It would be very biased if I just praise the browser and not mention its flaws. The browser is new in the market and like many other products; it is still in beta version. It is prone to crash after every three hours. Some advance websites do not function completely with the browser, like gchat feature of Gmail; (although it is because the Gchat is also not available for most other browsers as well, and Gmail team has sworn to make the world use only Firefox for their products) also I read somewhere that the browser is not secure.

All said and done, I suggest the ‘Safari’ is worth taking; it is surely faster and sleeker then most of the browsers. For those tired of using the same boring browsers would definitely like the change. What’s more? Safari is free download from apple website.
Both the versions can be downloaded from http://www.apple.com/safari
This could mean another revolution for internet browsing (earlier one was when Firefox was launched) and may lead to another decade of new cold war. Let’s keep our fingers crossed till then and hope that this is another revolution and not just another browser.

Sid ‘Techie’ Kabe.
This article was published in Jam magazine

Arrange marriage...

My college friends just called up on my house the other day and she informed me about her sisters wedding. I was awed as the girl in question was just 24.
So i simply wondered what drives this parents to forcefully marry their gals to some stupid idiot by seeing him for 10 mins?
I mean come to think of this. Traditionally all people go on honeymoon just on the day of marriage, one or two day difference. A gal sees a guy for 10 minutes, okay you are modern family and they meet for 10 days.
The guy is a loser, but dyes his head, brushes his teeth watching Hindi movies for flirting tips. Now, the gal is impressed and agrees to marry him. They both go on a honeymoon, enjoy for a week. Then what???
On day three the attraction is over, the cork is open. When was love present in them? They say in such marriages love happens, yeah right. Adjustment? thats the thing Indians are good at.
Adjust, adjust adjust.

And if this marriage fails who is responsible? shouldn't the parents go to jail for messing the private life of the gal? no they will shamelessly arrange thier neibours marraige and crib about how their daugters nasseb is bad.

This is just what I saw in one of my friends life, now a divorsee in her 30's she still dreads her stay at her husbands house. If was more like the parents sold her out.

My request to all the parents, you better fix a date for your gals or at least let them choose thier own soulmate, cos if you wanna fix the bedmate, they are dozen available on rent.
Adios for now,
and yes if you or anyone planning on messing in my life, remember if I hit back, you won't live the life.
Take care.

Global warming!!!

You must agree on one thing, the world is getting hotter and I am not mentioning to the birth of Mallika Sherawat, or the facts that Shakiras hips don't lie, I mean literally the world is getting hot.
Armed with the thunderous quest for knowledge, I barged into the study of one geek, the so-called rocket scientist (I regretted this move since the movement I crossed his threshold) he explained me for five hours about some co2 increasing, green house effect, ice-pockets melting and all that jazz.
I understood only one thing, the world is getting hotter and we are responsible for it. It lies into our moral responsibility to save the world before my cheese sandwich melts.
We all got to do something to stop emitting those poisonous gases. maintain your vehicles, use refrigerator less, do not eat too much beans, if you do do not fart in public and so on...
Little things can save your environment.
Go googling guys what more you can do...
Until next time then,
Take care and do not melt,
SiD