Quotes....


Some of the best quotes I found on the web...
  • And the users exclaimed with a laugh and a taunt: "It's just what we asked for but not what we want."
  • I really hate this damned machine
    I wish that they would sell it.
    It never does quite what I want
    But only what I tell it.

  • If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.

  • Real computer scientists despise the idea of actual hardware. Hardware has limitations, software doesn't. It's a real shame that Turing machines are so poor at I/O.

  • Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

  • The Six Phases of a Project:
    • Enthusiasm
    • Disillusionment
    • Panic
    • Search for the Guilty
    • Punishment of the Innocent
    • Praise for non-participants

  • Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work. Practice is when something works, but you don't know why.
    Programmers combine theory and practice: Nothing works and they don't know why.

  • There are 10 kinds of people in this world....Those who understand binary and those who don't.

  • Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you that mine are still greater.- Albert Einstein

  • Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler. - Albert Einstein

  • Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.- Albert Einstein



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