Pirates

Poem written for fun on the life of a pirate.

The black flag unfurls,

and here the sleeping sailor curls,

'Its the pirates', they shout.

all run hayway, the slim and even the stout.

The weak creaturs of the land,

admirers of the sun and the sand.

I laugh at them, I have no pity,

For we are going to raid their useless city.

Our watcher watches the sea, day and night,

The sailors unleash their swords, like some fearless knights.

The weaker being are going to die,

The ships are going to sink and their their bodies we will fry.

We are the pirates, the strongest of all,

The black flag unfurls, to give us a call,

'Ye sail under the black same flag, ye and I,' we say.

Fighting through this unworthy world we must fight our way.

Teri Beemari

Sardi ki laath mohe aisi laagi...hoo gayi yeh beemari, toah sudh budh nahi rahi, ki yeh teri bemari...

Tere naam pe chee thoo,

Tere naam se hai badbu,

Tere saat mein tujse,

kuch aisa kar jaoo.

Tune kya kar dala,

Chikha tu, khasa tu..teri bimaari,

teri beemarri.

(background)Oooh ho..aachi

Gele masti jab haadh se badh jaye,

Haste haste keede badan pe chad jaye,

(repeat)

beemari jab sar chad bole,

khob khao dawai doctor bole,

Yahi raab di marji hai,

yahi teri saardi hai.

Tere saath jeena kaisa,

paap se kardi hai..

tune kya kar dala,

chikha tu, khasa tu...

teri beemari..teri beemari.

The theory of Religions....

After a decade of research and reading scripts in thousands of language, learning many for the same purpose and spending few lakhs on translators, I present to you....the theory of Religions.
The birth of all religions.

The west religions are marked in red, the eastern religion are marked in blue. The grey circles indicates separate religion or beliefs sprouted around the main religions.
Do comment....
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The distribution of religion across the globe.
(Source: Encyclopedia Britannica)

The world's principal religions and spiritual traditions may be classified into a small number of major groups or world religions. According to the 2005 survey of Encyclopedia Britannica, the vast majority of religious and spiritual adherents follow Christianity (33.06% of world population), Islam (20.28%), Hinduism (13.33%), Chinese folk religion (6.27%) or Buddhism (5.87%). The irreligious and atheists are 14.27% and 3.97% follow indigenous tribal religions.

These spiritual traditions may be either combined into larger super-groups, or separated into smaller sub-denominations. Christianity, Islam and Judaism (and sometimes the Bahá'í Faith) are summarized as Abrahamic religions. Hinduism, Buddhism, Sikhism and Jainism are classified as Indian religions (or Dharmic religions). Chinese folk religion, Confucianism, Taoism and Shintō are classified as East Asian religions (or Far Eastern, Chinese, or Taoic religions).

Conversely, the major spiritual traditions may be parsed into denominations:

• Christianity into Catholicism, Eastern Orthodoxy, Protestantism, Oriental Orthodoxy, and Nestorianism
  
• Islam into Sunnism, Shi'ism, Sufism, and Kharijites
  
• Hinduism into Shaivism, Vaishnavism, Shaktism, Smartism, and others
  
• Buddhism into Theravada, Mahayana, and Vajrayana
  
• Judaism into Hasidic, Orthodox, Conservative, and Reform
  

Part II will explore the details of every religion.