MJ-Software Rock

This is a perfect tribute to the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. May lord enjoy his divine songs and his soul rest in peace.
I have blended the lyrics of MJ into a software professional life.

There must be more to life than this

There must be more to life than this
There must be more to life than this
How do we cope in a world without projects?
Mending all those software bugs
And tending to those sleepy eyes
There must be more to life than living
A better way for us to survive
Why should it be just a case of black test or white test
There must be more to life than this
Why is this world so full of hate
People working everywhere
And we debug what we create
People fighting for their human rights
But we just go on saying its part of the job
So this is life
There must be more to life than software engineering
There must be more than meets the eye
What good is life, if in the end we all must die like this
There must be more to life than this
There must be more to life than software engineering
There must be more to life than this
I live in hope for a world filled with projects
Then we can all just live in peace
There must be more to life, much more to life
There must be more to life, more to life than this

"Working Day and Night"

Ooh my manager
You got me workin' day and night
Ooh my PM
You got me workin' day and night
Scratch my head
It's aching, feel if it’s alright
When this is over
I hope the deployment will be right
I often wonder if deployment
Will be tonight
But what is deployment boss
If bug’s pops out always out of sight (ooh)
(That's why)
You got me workin' day and night
And I'll be workin'
From sun up to midnight
You got me workin', workin' day and night
You got me workin', workin' day and night
You got me workin', workin' day and night
You got me workin', workin' day and night
You say that workin'
Is what a developer supposed to do
And I say it ain't right
If I can't give status report to you
(Ah)
I'm tired of thinkin'
Of what my outside life's supposed to be (well)
Soon enough boss
This deployment will be reality (ah ah)
How can you live manager
'Cause deployment for us was meant to be (well)
Then you must be allocating
Some project for me (ooh)
(That's why)
You got me workin' day and night
And I'll be workin'
From sun up to midnight
You got me workin', workin' day and night (hold on)
You got me workin', workin' day and night (I'm so tired, tired now)
You got me workin', workin' day and night (hold on)
You got me workin', workin' day and night (hoo, hoo, hoo)

Black Test or White Test

I took my code
On a testing round
Boy is that bug-free code written by you
Yes I am one and the same
Now I believe in miracles
And a miracle
Has happened tonight
But, if
Youre thinkin
About my code
It don’t matter if you do a
Black test or white test
They print my comment
In the Saturday sun
I had to tell them
I aint second to none
And I told about equality
An its true
Either youre wrong
Or youre right
But, if
Youre thinkin
About my code
It don’t matter if you do a
Black test or white test
I am tired of this work
I am tired of this stuff
I am tired of this testing
Debug when the
Going gets rough
I aint scared of
Your tester
I aint scared of no sheets
I aint scare of nobody
Boss when the
Goin gets mean
(tester)
Testing
For orphans, bubs
And errors
Causing grief in
Developer relations
Its a turf war
On a global scale
Id rather hear both sides
Of the tale
See, its not about dignity
Just quality
Quantity
Where your code
Comes from
Is where your space is
I’ve seen the bright
Get duller
Im not going to spend
My life being a tester
(developer)
Don’t tell me you agree with me
When I saw you putting bug in my track
But, if
Youre thinking about my code
It don’t matter if you do a Black test or white test
I said if
Youre thinking about my code
It don’t matter if you do a Black test or white test
I said if
Youre thinkin of being my tester
It don’t matter if youre doing
a Black test or white test
Ooh, ooh
Yea, yea, yea now
Ooh, ooh
Yea, yea, yea now
Its black test, its white test
Its tough for you
To get by
Its black , its white, whoo
Its black, its white
Its tough for you
To get by
Its black , its white, whoo

2 comments

  1. Funny dude...I must say that you are hurting your chances of any increment next year :-)

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  2. heh heh heh...i did not get my increment this year...so I am not keeping any hopes...;)

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