Guilty until proven innocent!!!

Its Diwali time, and people are trying to cross the road with the constant fear of crackers between their feet, some are munching sweets not fearing that they are skeptical about the diabetes and calories. The people who usually take a quick shower for work, have taken a very decent bath in the morning (and I hear pollution has reduced to 10%)


So in short its a bright season. The Ravan is dead and the just rulers are returning to Ayodhya (I am not referring to the elections in Maharashtra), the recession Narkasur is slain today, freeing the sixteen thousand not-so-virgin software professionals from the grip. Market is coming up, and if you didn’t feel it yet, eat a sweet with my name, you are getting a call soon.

Sreya and Bharathi tagged me to do this…and I kinda liked this tag. So here it is.
RULE 1- You can only say Guilty or Innocent.
RULE 2- You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
RULE 3- Copy and paste this into your notes , delete my answers, type in your answers and tag to your friends to answer this.

Now ideally, I am not comfortable with these kinda question, but you see... the answers are not what you will actually like... don't think bad about me..


Asked someone to marry you? Guilty.
Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Innocent.
Danced on a table in a bar? Guilty.
Ever told a lie? Guilty.
Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back? Guilty.
Kissed a picture? Guilty.
Slept in until 5 PM? Guilty,
Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty.
Held a snake? Guilty.
Been suspended from school? Guilty.
Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent.
Stolen from a store? Guilty.
Been fired from a job? Innocent.
Done something you regret? Guilty.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Guilty.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Innocent.
Kissed in the rain? Guilty.
Sat on a roof top? Guilty.
Kissed someone you shouldn’t? Guilty.
Sang in the shower? Guilty.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Innocent.
Shaved your head? Guilty.
Had a boxing membership? Innocent.
Made a girlfriend cry? Guilty.
Been in a band? Innocent.
Shot a gun? Guilty.
Donated Blood? Innocent.
Eaten alligator meat? Innocent.
Eaten cheesecake? Guilty.
Still love someone you shouldn’t? Guilty.
Have/had a tattoo? Guilty.
Liked someone, but will never tell who? Guilty.
Been too honest? innocent.
Ruined a surprise? Guilty.
Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you couldn’t walk afterwards? Guilty.
Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty.
Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? Guilty.
Joined a pageant? Innocent.
Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty.
Had communication with your ex? Guilty.
Got totally drunk on the night before exam? Guilty.
Got totally angry that you cried so hard? Guilty.

Phew… thats a lotsa guilty out there. Now Sreya has tagged nearly all those who I know, yet if you wish please take this tag.

How Dumb can one get?

Man, this tag is awkward, as I answered the questions, I realize its my life story.
The more [x]’ s the “dumber” you are.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[  ] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks
[  ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[  ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 8
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
So far:14
That is bad…
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math
[x] You have eaten a bug
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[x] You have ran around naked in your house.
So far: 21
Don’t ask questions.
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall
[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.

So the final score is (24/37)*100=64% Dumb man, is that true…I thought it will go beyond 80%… and I have taken this up very honestly.
Again between Sreya and Bharathi, nearly all those I know are tagged. If you are not, please take it.

28 comments

  1. Stolen from a store ?? Guilty ?
    What did you steal :P

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  2. it was during my college times... did not have money to buy gift t my gf den...

    used a unconventional means to buy her a dress on her birthday!!

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  3. I'm quite jealous of you.You've done way too many crazy stuff in your life so far. :P

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  4. hey nice tag. You haven't seen matrix? neither do I..

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  5. oops sorry for the typo,what i meant was 'did'.

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  6. Danced on a table in a bar? Guilty.

    when ??
    I want to do it once!!

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  7. Man good to see that you scored so high on both tags :D ... Shot a gun? Guilty. When? Where?

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  8. @Sammy
    I like the world so far...:D

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  9. @Rahul
    well its simple...go for a patiyala of Royal Stag, followed by a pint of Teachers, and then a patiyala of Signature.

    This is bound to give you the levitation to rise on the occasion.

    or atleast your friends will witness it...:D

    I did it in Mezza 9.

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  10. @Shilpa
    I did see see matrix... i think that is wat i wrote...:o

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  11. @Dmanji
    Shot in a gun in eight class in a Military Camp in Sangvi...chest still pains. The recoil.

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  12. Yep, I noticed now. -:sigh:- I am not in my senses today..8-}

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  13. Dressed in woman's clothes!!!
    When? Do tell

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  14. he he ...guilty for so many reasons eh? and yeah...whatever % be it... it says dumb rite? :)..

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  15. hey man. very nice and honest answers. i liked it.

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  16. Hey sid.. even I had tagged you for this :(
    "Forgot that someone tagged you: Guilty" (add this too to the list :P)
    [x] You use your fingers to do simple math ?? really??

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  17. hey sid..

    belated happy diwali..

    haha..many guilty's over thrr....who u arrased frm u frnd'slist..? try to add him/her back again..:)

    and 64% its ok ..:) isnt it?

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  18. @Tangerine and Naveen
    Twice in my life i worn womans clothes...:D

    once when I was a really small kid and my parents thought it was cool for me to wear a frock, tie a bow and take a snap in a photostudio...:o

    second when I was playing the role of Auntie No 1(the movie is adapted from Marathi play Moruchi Maushi) where I was the main lead and also went to the celebration party in the same dress and danced...:D

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  19. @Hary
    Yeah thanks for reminding that...:D I know...

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  20. @Quintessence Of Illusion
    Thanks...:D

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  21. @Ashwini
    Oh wow... u see when d tags are overlapping u tend to forget...;)

    erm yes, i do... sometimes I also have it wrong even with my fingers and have to do it again...:o :D :))

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  22. @Pramoda
    That girl is my ex, d day i add her on my friends list is the day whn i rest on my grave...or she will definitely send me there...:P

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