‘So old man, you sound so different?’ I said.
‘I cannot afford to retire, the bank with my retirement plan is sunk talking all my savings with it,’he said as he packed his calendar (seriously?), ‘God. All the bad things that can happen with a year have already happened. Plus my PF account is nearly empty, but they forced me out anyway…’ he sobbed
‘Oh old man, but they had to make a room for Baby 2010,’ I said pointing to the little kid 2010 who just popped in.
‘Nope,’ said the baby 2010, ‘I didn’t get the job either. There is a hiring freeze they say.’ said the kid 2010, ‘They are filling the post internally’
Just then a Mr. Perfect Khan came in disguise all out of nowhere, and started lecturing on how the calender thing should be perfect. I woke up with a start and ended the nightmare.
All is well… I think, for I distinctly remember seeing Baddy Darling and Sobby Virani in the queue for aspirants.
For the first time ever, presenting the New Year resolutions 2010, which I promise, will, try to follow this new year.... I have written it on Yellow Legal pad, which is as official as it gets.
P.p.s. Cheers. I am at the new year party at the moment and have scheduled this post for publishing at exactly 12:00, hopefully it will. So at the same moment am going to actually raise a toast for all the friends who read the blog and support me.