• The science of stupidity

    How to propose a girl in four easy steps


    There are many guys out there who come to me asking for help on what is the best way to propose a girl? What should they do?

    My friend once asked me if he should sing out to her on karoke night, unfortunately I said yes and to my horror and his girlfriend and another twenty people dining in the hall, he actually sung a song November Rain from Guns and Roses in the world worst voice ever, unfortunately, I was sitting in the same dining hall.

    Putting the ring in the packet of bhel is not a good idea, my another friend lost a ring that way, to this day I have no clue how in the whole world can one lose a ring in a packet of bhel??

    Asking a girl her caste on the first date is also a no-no, unless you are demonstrating how not to talk to a girl, in which case, you are a idiot.

    So now that you know what not to do, let us begin Proposal 101, How to propose a girl in four easy steps.

    *Stunts are performed by experts do not try at home. Actually do not try them anywhere.


    P.s. Its a joke, not a guideline. :p, clarifying, just in case.

    28 comments over this:

    1. :)) Nice one!
      I was actually wondering what tips you were gonna give.:P

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    2. patt gayi tujhse ladki :P

      Bhagwaan bhala kare :D

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    3. hahaha! similar to what my friend said. I guess u both think in same way :P.

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    4. hehe......last step was too good... n PS.... v v good... :))

      y dont u also gv 4 steps for gals to propose guys or atleast gv hints 2them.. :P :P



      Jus kidding...:) :)

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    5. That was crazy and real funny :D :D
      You and your sure to fail tips and tricks :D

      Have fun!!

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    6. Good one!! I was wondering at what guidelines would be there... :))

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    7. Great job this time. :)

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      shilpa

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    8. ROFL... :))

      Are those multi-colored sunflowers? ;)

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    9. you could do away with the fourth step... main to patt hi jayungi, for sure... :D

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    10. hahaha.last step...escapeeeeeeee...and sid bhai..u right..doctors too have their reason..anything wrong they r sued...so it is all vicious circle yar...cheers buddy:)

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    11. Ha! Ha!

      The vintage Sid the 'Ravan' kid at work...

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    12. Ok...
      I have one doubt sid sir....
      Is there any restriction or pattern in the flowers colors...?
      plastic flowers chalegaa kyaa?
      And can i run in south ease direction as per vasthu?
      Does this work for my ex gf too?

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    13. heyyyy sis.. hahahah.. sooo sooo funnyy.. i think u r a genious in making ppl smile... u do magic with words...:) .. well done yar.>:)

      being a gal, hhah.. i smiled too much while reading this..LoL...

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    14. @Priya Joyce
      The target is not larki ko patan....parantu bhaagna...:P

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    15. @stuffilearnttoday
      Bola tha maine mere se salah mat le....:P

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    16. @Harini
      Which friend re? he must have read on ma blog...stalker...:P

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    17. @Urvashi
      /y dont u also gv 4 steps for gals to propose guys /
      Aaai Aaai Captain.... i am on a mission, a post for helping girls in dating is on its way.

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    18. @Chatterbox
      Heh heh heh...but i did manage to make someone smile of it...;)

      @Shilpa Garg
      AAp ayi ho mere dwaaar pe, what can you expect??? :P

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    19. @Shilpa
      Now...mere jeevan ka sarthak ho gaya,....:D

      @Guria
      :P those are special flowers found only at the imaginary florist i visit...:P

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    20. @Chanz
      Oh you see thats why i told them to escape...:P

      @R. Ramesh
      You have to escape, koi chara nahi hai....:P

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    21. @Roshmi Sinha
      I am back with my toons....:D

      @ Mahesh Kalaal
      If you use plastic flowers anyways you have to run, don't worry about direction your girlfriend is going to choose one for you...:P

      @Being Pramoda
      Enchante senorita....i am flattered...*blush**blush* glad you enjoyed it...:D

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    22. Hahaha! =))

      This made me laugh so hard.!

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    23. lol!
      the funniest part was the last line where you actually point out that it's supposed to be a joke!! :P

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    24. hihiih how many times have you tried these soooooooo easy 4 steps?? :P

      ROFL :lol: more than the words the cartoons make me laugh :D

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    25. What an idea sir ji...But it will not work definitely .Because last step main woh jo bhag ne ka sceen hai..wohi sab gadbad kardega.

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