My friend once asked me if he should sing out to her on karoke night, unfortunately I said yes and to my horror and his girlfriend and another twenty people dining in the hall, he actually sung a song November Rain from Guns and Roses in the world worst voice ever, unfortunately, I was sitting in the same dining hall.
Putting the ring in the packet of bhel is not a good idea, my another friend lost a ring that way, to this day I have no clue how in the whole world can one lose a ring in a packet of bhel??
Asking a girl her caste on the first date is also a no-no, unless you are demonstrating how not to talk to a girl, in which case, you are a idiot.
So now that you know what not to do, let us begin Proposal 101, How to propose a girl in four easy steps.
*Stunts are performed by experts do not try at home. Actually do not try them anywhere.
P.s. Its a joke, not a guideline. :p, clarifying, just in case.