Some people are alive because it is illegal to shoot them!!!
There are some people, I encounter in my daily life, who I get the uttermost feeling of killing. There are those, who can't keep their things in their pants and are more concerned of things in my pants.
'Hey, how much do you earn?' he asked.
'Your salary boss, package.'
'Dude, its really rude asking someones salary'
'C'mon man, its me'
'How does it matter who are you, its clearly rude.'
'You see, mister, you may be as professional as you can get, but remember I still have friends'
Holy Shit, Where did that come from?
Then there are those, specially in the office, who come out of nowhere bend down on my table and peep in my computer and say,
Hello, you can ask that from a safe distance, too, where you can't infect me with your germs also.
There are some type of people who carry their Gods in their pocket, just next to their Androids. They not only carry the Gods with them, but shove it in your face every-time they feel like it.
As it happens, I was busy eating chicken in canteen, (no offense to Vegans, vegetarians or PETA activists) but I do relish non-veg.
'Dude its Shravan(the holy month in Hindu religion where you eat only veg food),' she.
'Its Ok, tell this to Julia Roberts, I am not a practicing Hindu,' I quietly resuming my food.
'Its so bad to eat mutless animals who cannot defend themself. you will go to hell,' She.
Now, I keep on meeting these people everywhere in my life, so I have found a counter agreement for that, using the basic principle of human-problem solving, 'If you can't convince them, confuse them'
'Listen to me sweetheart,' I start, gearing up for my argument, 'I am here eating an animal, who was capable of running, harming or killing me, which he failed in doing so, because of the primary rule of the universe, the survival of the fittest. In doing so the cycle of life continues. You on the other hand have created an artificial life form by calling it farming, you are defying the natures fundamental principle by entering the artificial life form and thus harming the Gods order of the thing. You have also killed an living being which was not capable of defending itself, moving from the ground and also unable to resist your approaches. Now, tell me, who will go to hell?'
The girl never bothered me again and I ate my chicken in peace. Hell bent.
Human process is a every evolving battle between the human race and the universe ability to produce idiots. So far, Universe is winning. When they say, it all started with the big bang, are they actually point to the reason why so many people suck?
The thing about life is, the things that shouldn't suck, do and the things that should suck, don't.
When not writing, he is often seen cycling in hunt for good coffee or having pointless argument with random people on varied subjects. He can be reached on twitter @_siddhesh or his websitehttp://www.siddhesh.co.
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