What comes first, the egg or the chicken?
Then there are those question on which the universe stands balanced, when will people stop poking around others business? The universe has no answer.
'So what do you think,' I asked, 'What comes first, the egg or the chicken?' I asked.
'I think, it would be an egg,' she replied.
'I think it would be a hen,' I exclaimed.
'What are you guys talking about?' he interrupted pulling a chair.
'Of-course the egg,' he replied, 'how else do you get a hen?'
'And who laid that egg?' I inquired.
He was about to blurt, God, he deflected the question, just like the government deflects the supreme court order.
'See of-course God made that holy egg,' he replied, 'How else do you explain genesis?'
'Genesis is out of question, if God had anything to do with it, tell me, why does mickey mouse wears only pants and no shirt and donald duck wears only shirt and no pant?'
'Oh thats really important,' She said, 'You should investigate it deep.'
'I totally should, also I have observed that even thought Donald doesn't wear any pants, when he comes out of the bathroom, he wraps a towel on his waist.' he observed.
'But that still doesn't answer the question, what comes first, the egg or the chicken?' I asked back.
'Sir,' the waiter came on our table, 'You chicken masala and Egg burji.'
'Oh they come together,' she said and beamed.
He looked at both of us, 'You people are evil,' and walked away.
We quietly munched on our food.
When not writing, he is often seen cycling in hunt for good coffee or having pointless argument with random people on varied subjects. He can be reached on twitter @_siddhesh or his websitehttp://www.siddhesh.co.
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