What comes first, the egg or the chicken?

There are some questions in life which remain unanswered, like should you clap for a person who has come to receive the award on behalf of someone else? Should you tell the person who grabbed the coke from your hand that you were shaking it for last fifteen minutes?



Then there are those question on which the universe stands balanced, when will people stop poking around others business? The universe has no answer.

'So what do you think,' I asked, 'What comes first, the egg or the chicken?' I asked.

'I think, it would be an egg,' she replied.

'I think it would be a hen,' I exclaimed.
'What are you guys talking about?' he interrupted pulling a chair.

'Of-course the egg,' he replied, 'how else do you get a hen?'

'And who laid that egg?' I inquired.

He was about to blurt, God, he deflected the question, just like the government deflects the supreme court order.

'See of-course God made that holy egg,' he replied, 'How else do you explain genesis?'

'Genesis is out of question, if God had anything to do with it, tell me, why does mickey mouse wears only pants and no shirt and donald duck wears only shirt and no pant?'

'Oh thats really important,' She said, 'You should investigate it deep.'

'I totally should, also I have observed that even thought Donald doesn't wear any pants, when he comes out of the bathroom, he wraps a towel on his waist.' he observed.

'But that still doesn't answer the question, what comes first, the egg or the chicken?' I asked back.

'Sir,' the waiter came on our table, 'You chicken masala and Egg burji.'

'Oh they come together,' she said and beamed.

He looked at both of us, 'You people are evil,' and walked away.

We quietly munched on our food.

14 comments

  1. You are really evil! :D I supposed it would be a philosophical post but lol...you didn't disappoint.

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  2. Saved by the waiter! Of course I think the hen came first .....

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  3. "why does mickey mouse wears only pants and no shirt and donald duck wears only shirt and no pant?'"

    ... best question ever :P :P :P

    ... and the humble waiter had the answer to the question which has sold the maximum number of anti-dandruff shampoo/hair oil and the like... Wow!!!

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  4. hmm... :) dont count your chicken before the egg is hatched!

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  5. I never noticed that donald duck wears no pants.. lets forget about the chicken and the egg and lets concentrate on those who do not wear pants... It'll be far more interesting... And I am excited.. :D

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  6. i go with magiceye: Don't count your chicken before the egg is hatched!

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  7. Oooohhhhhh.. what comes first..?? well to answer that I would say "Egg" because U have an EGG in the breakfast and CHICKEN at Luch..!! :P :D

    But the question about Donald Duck wearing a towel around his Waist has really left me wondering.... Yeah Y doesn't he wear a pant then..??? ;) :P

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  9. See? It was easier to just finish it off without an answer, wasn't it ? If we probably knew the answer to all those infamous questions, perhaps, the world wouldn't appear round ! :)

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  10. Yeah... I always wonder wth does donald cover himself with towel but never bothers to wear pants. Weird na!!! Chicken or egg... hmmm well... Egg :P.

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  11. @Nethra
    To be fair... Mickey mouse was a philosophical question....:P

    @Phoenixritu
    I had a good time eating the hen...:P

    @Roshmi Sinha
    Heh heh heh....:P the waiter was there...

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  12. @magiceye
    I should write a post on it too...:P never count your chickens... heh heh heh

    @Chanz..
    //I never noticed that donald duck wears no pants.. lets forget about the chicken and the egg and lets concentrate on those who do not wear pants... It'll be far more interesting... And I am excited.. :D
    Did you miss something??? o_O

    @R. Ramesh said...
    I don't count them even after they hatch,...:P

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  13. @Urvashi
    Ha ha ha... well put... but i am so evil... i have chicken at breakfast too...:P

    For the later question, I think the answer rest with Walter Disney, who is no longer with us...:)

    @Mohammed Ibrahim (Admin) said...
    Thanks you...

    @PurpleHeart
    Well... round or flat...chicken taste better.

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