This Poem for my sweetheart...

I have proposed a girl and she replied, she is not yet ready. She mentions that there may be socio-economic problems arising out of our marriage and she considers me a good friend. A poem for her...

मुझे पता है तुम्हे मुझसे नही है प्यार,
पर ऐ हसीना मुझ पर कर ऐतबार,
हद से भी ज्यादा चाहूँगा तुम्हे हरबार,
कम नही होगा तेरे लिए मेरा ये प्यार,
एक बार केहकर तो देखो दिलबर ।
करता हु एलान में इसबार,
तुम्हे याद करूंगा बारबार,
बन गया हु तुम्हारी आशिकी का शिकार,
सुनता नही में जमाने की पुकार,
जब तक ना बने मेरी कबर,
जानेमान, करता रहूँगा तुमसे प्यार…


Deeps I love ya... Even if you don't...

Update: She did except my proposal.

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Fannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah....Taazan and Jane.



The scene: Tarzan is the guide of Jane and her useless friends in the jungle. He falls in love with her as soon as he sees her. And then he says…


Tarzan: Tere pyaar mein sanam hum jhulte huey ayenge,
Tujhe haathi pe bithake dilwale dulaniya le jayenge…

Jane: Dilwale kehte ho apne aapko,
Tumne dil ki awaz suni hai kabhi,
Chaddi pe latakte ho,
Dafa ho jao yaha se abhi.

Tarzan: hum woh hai parwana,
Jo ate hai apni marji se,
Hum who hai afsana,
Jo chalte hai shaan se.

Jane: jungle ke aadmi ho sahi,
Kya janoge ladki ka dil,
Kapde toh peghente nahi ,
De paoge mere kapdo ka bill?

Tarzan: Jungle mein rahoggi hamare sang,
Kyun chahiye tumhe kadpe alag,
Pattiyon ke hai anek rang,
Muft mein milenge tumhe palak.

Jane: Ek ladki ki hai kwasish,
Money, Mercedes, mansion,
Humari tumse hai sifarish,
Kab milega tumhe concession.

Tarzan: Money ki jungle mein zarorat hai kya,
Mercedes toh yaha par chalti nahi,
Mansion toh tumhe denge hazaar,
Chun lo yahi par koi bhi ped, banaenge wahi.

Jane: Bahane aache bana lete ho tum,
Ladki ko impress karna janate ho tum,
Batao kya hai tumme alag,
itne taakvar ho, kya khate ho palak?
Tarzan: alag toh main hoon pura,
Aacha hoon nahi hoon bura,
Jungle ki rakwali karta hoon,
Yaha waha ke pedon par jhulta hoon.

Jane: toh ho tum watchman is jungle ke,
Lagte ho aache dekne pe,
Insaan ka kya barosa,
Kabhi khaya kya tumne samosa?

Tarzan: Inssan ho yeh badkismati hai hamari,
Paydaish hai is jungle ki,
Chanonga tumhe mein pyaari,
Jaanwar hoon kewal poonch nahi hamari.

Jane: Jaanwar ho tum adhe,
Sher ho ya ho gade,
Ladki ko ek full toh do,
Aur badle mein ek pappi lo…


Here Tarzan manages to impress jane

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Fanna....Sallu bahi aur Ash mein


Tere dil mein meri sasoon ko panah mil jaye,
Tere ishq mein meri jaan fanna ho jaye…
fanna
So most of you have seen the movie fanna? Two die-hard lovers and their shayari? Well now imagine our two famous lovers Jodi Salmaan and Ash meet at a spot. The same scene re-casted into the Sid’s Edge…

The scene: Filmfare* film festival, red carpet greeting scenario… The host is shouting for names (probably paid for every moment of excitement) and lo… here comes Aishwarya Rai, blind (in love with $), walking from her car. And there the hunk walks in… Sallu Bhai, with one more muscles up his “sleeve”
The look into each others eyes…

Salman: Jabse jaaga hai tumhare dil ka ‘vivek’, mujhe bhool chucki hoon,
Phone koi aur karta hai galiyan mujhiko deti hoon,
Ek baar vapas ake dekho badal chuka hoon mein,
Kafi cases ke bhoj tale jhuk chuka hoon mein.

Ash: Kutte ki doom khudse hi keh rahi hai ki who seedi ho gayi,
Tumhe lagta hai tum bahut saane ho, par yeh taarkeeb purani ho gayi!!

Salman: Yeh ishq nahi aasan yeh aag ka hai dariya,
Aur mein shirt pehenne ki habit nahi,
Tereneka koi nahi hai jariya,
Karta hoon jo lagta hai sahi.

Ash: Dosron pe goli chalate ho,
Bejubano se khoon ki holi khelte ho,
Tum kya ashiq material ho?
Kya news ko ‘Abhi’ ki tarah jhelte ho?

Salman: Ek bejumaan ko hi toh maara hain,
Lakhon jawano ki maut ka jimma tumhara hain,
Mein atleast license ki pistol chalata hoon,
Tum toh akhiyon se goli marti hoon.

Ash: Khule aam goli tum ho chalate,
Sharab ke nashe mein logon ko ho kuchalte,
Tum aadmi nahi musibaat ki ho pukaar,
Deer khake kya de thi tumne dakar?

Salman: Bhook lagi toh jaanvar khane mein kya harz hai?
Yeh adi-manavon ki virasaat hai,
Top-less aur takadvar un logon ka humpe karz hai,
Aaab kya kare jab bhagodo ki siyasat hai?

Ash: Itna paisa ho tum kamate,
Phir bhi kameez pehne mein katrate…

Salman: Tumhare toh videsh mein bhi charche hai,
Aise vastra tum pehenti hoon jisse logon ke ‘kaan’ khade hote hai,
Make-up pe jyada, aur kapdo pe kaam kharche hai,
Naam bade aur darshan khote hai.

Ash: Jaisa desh vaisa vastra,
Yehi mera hai naara,
Nahi chalti tumhare jaisa koi aastra,
Tum toh dhundte rehte ho bahana.

Salman: Kafi suljha hua hoon insaan,
Plastic ka chehra toh nahi lagata,
Pata nahi kyon sabko lagta hoon mein beimaan,
Seedhi meri chaal hai, Seedhi raste pe hoon chalta.

Ash: Pata hai kitne seedhe ho, jalebi ki tarah,
Seedhe raste pe teedha chalne ki dhundhte ho vajaha.

At this moment Ab. Sr. steps out of his limo, and shouts,
“Riste mein toh hum tumhare baap lagte hai.”
Sallu decides to flee from the scene and our (love mein) blind ash is carried away.

* Put there any other film festival name which you saw and survived after seeing. There are hell lots of options for you.

$ By the time this article gets shredded in the screening process of jam, this name will probably change. Put the current on going name or hey, be creative put your name there.
No offense guys, no offense... Just for fun.. Njoy.

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Kbc Jingle....



Yeh hai Mr. anil waghmare,
Engineering ki duniya ke girte sitare,
Life mein na kabhi kheechi line, Phir bhi kahe 'I am just fine'
Jawani inhone bekaari mein bitaayi, dusron ki chai mein biscuit dubaayi,
Phir achanak ek din while doing lafda locha, princi ne ake poocha,
'Eh kabhi teacher banne ka soccha'
Teacher banke inhone aandhi machai,
Har bacche ki life mein ungli ghusayi,
Aaj bhi hai, aaj bhi hai pakde yeh baccho ki dori,
Don't loose hope is the moral of the story,
Jinko mila exam mein sirf 20 se dugna,
Teaching mein milega bhaiya....laayki se dungna.

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Close-up Jingle...

Kya aap engineering karte hai?
Ya padhne se darte hain?

Paper khali chodte hain?
Toh copy kyun nahi karte hain...

Aage peeche bench khaali hai? Oh ho
Toh chits tayar kyun nahi karte hain?

Bas chaalis ka hi khel hai!!! Toh copy kyun nahi karte hain?
Chits banane se darte hain? Toh engineering kyun karte hain?

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Right here, Right Now...


Ek mein, aur ek tu hai, Aur ek lecture shuru hai,
Meri neendh bekaaboo hai, Samjho mera dhyaan baki.
Sir ka kya hai bharosa? Kise pakde, kise bachaye,
Aur agar tum bach pao, Samjho ghar pe padhna baaki.
Right here, right now,
Hai sone ka sama, (Background) Everybody one time,
Right here right now,
Tum soye toh yahan, (Background) Everybody two time,
Setting lagao, last bench pe aao, Pakde na jaye, toh pura lecture baki!!!

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