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An ode to being Indian.... फिर भी दिल है हिंदुस्तानी

चोरों की सरकार यहाँ, चले गये राजा रानी, फिर भी दिल है हिन्दुस्तानी. Coke, Pepsi पीते है, भूल गये निम्बू पानी, फिर भी दिल है हिन्दुस्तानी Sharad Pawar और Kalmadi करे कपट, भूल गये वह शकुनी, फिर कैसे यह हिन्दुस्तानी?
CWG और 2G के किस्से है, जहा लिखी थी कभी राजा भारत की कहानी, फिर भी दिल है हिन्दुस्तानी बेच ने निकले अपने बच्चों को, है यह अनोखे honor की राजधानी, फिर भी दिल है हिन्दुस्तानी Corruption के लिए भुके रहे, पर यहाँ तोह सभी भुके खानदानी, फिर कैसे यह हिन्दुस्तानी?
जनता की सरकार यहाँ, फिर क्यूं करते कुछ लोग मनमानी, फिर भी दिल है हिन्दुस्तानी. जिस देश ने दुनिया को कामसुत्र सिखाया, उसीके बच्चे कहे यह बदनामी, फिर भी दिल है हिन्दुस्तानी जिस चीज़ की है दुनिया को शर्म, उसी जाती पति की करे यह सीना तानी, ऐसे है यह हिन्दुस्तानी.

Karma sutra: When the universe fucks you in more ways than you can count

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We all live in a world full of karma, you eat ice cream without me and you catch a cold. Karma is simply universe giving you back what you deserve, but some people deserve it so hard that even the universe shudders punishing them.

Human evolution is a constant reminder from the universe that she still holds a lot of power on reality. As we progress so increases the population of hypocrites and self-righteous people who believe that the entire world is part of their own crazy ideas.

One person took a swig of smoke, 'Trouble at my house again man, my wife insist on working again, man, I don't understand. My mom wants her to stay home man, why can't she do it? Its not that we need money. Don't understand man.'
The first person puffed a smoke, 'Yeah man, I can understand. Wife should take care of house. I completely sympathize with you.'
Two days later, in their own team, a lady had to resign due to pressure from her inlaws, what was worst, it was very close to …

Lets tweet a revolution together!!!

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After the recent stripping for patriotism campaign a new anti-corruption wave has  hit the country, it has became a fashion statement to shout, 'Mera neta chor hai'.
People are twitting day and night about the corruption and asking for support to Anna in his 40 hours fast (so far)
Anna Hazare is a brave man, he chose to go on a fast until death exactly after world cup and before the start of IPL. Yes, good for him, people would have to choose between India vs Pakistan and him, the choice won't be nice.
Corruption is a serious issue happening in India. There must be some sort of voodoo magic happening that is corrupting every person ruling the nation.
The Jan Lokpal bill proposed by Anna Hazare and some other publicity hogging social activist (don't blame me, I support Hazare don't ask me to support Sarabhai) is magical, amazing, incredible and dangerous.
If we look at the history of India, you will find many similarities in what is happening now and what has happ…

Journey

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This post has been published by me as a part of the Blog-a-Ton 19; the nineteenth edition of the online marathon of Bloggers; where we decide and we write. To be part of the next edition, visit and start following Blog-a-Ton. This is it, he thought for the last time. Standing outside the cockpit of the space shuttle, his journey was about to begin. He was to leave the planet for the last time, he glanced at the skyline covering their blue sun for the last time. The intruders where here and had declared them self. The entire planet of 400 billion was being exterminated out of existence.

The aliens had declared war for existence, obviously they wanted to live or so did we. The entire panel of elders had chosen him to investigate the origin of these species, the intelligence gathered would be used against them. He had to travel 3000 light miles in the space shuttle and come back with the report in two months. The first group of armions would hold the station for two months, when they wo…

I bleed red and from the nose when it is tensed and its gross

So, if you never heard of bleed blue, you probably have just time traveled from the future or just woke up from the deep slumber after a millions of years. Bleed Blue was the term coined by Nike for world cup cricket and it caught on.

People are using the phrase everywhere, 90% of the friends list on Facebook is bleeding blue. Every-time someone mentions the phrase, I resist going the Nana Patekar way and smash their fingers with a rock to show them, dude you are bleeding red and not blue. But no, that would be unpatriotic to do so.

India has smashed their way into the world cup finals, and everywhere a mood is lifting. People have decided to wear the tricolors on their cheeks, forehead and... everywhere.

Different colors of patriotism are shown on the street with models promising to bare all, full monty for the team India. People who could not predict the future of their local shop are now predicting the win and loss of the Indian team.

In all these mood and uncertainty, the captain …